Gary and I just returned from our trip to Secrets Wild Orchid in Montego Bay, Jamaica. It is an all-inclusive resort. It goes without saying that we spent the majority of our time with a drink in both hands.
The pina coladas were my absolute favorite. I heart pina coladas, but they are a treat in which I don't usually indulge. Soooo many calories... coconut, rum... full of sugar. Each large glass probably had 4,000 calories rushing to attach themselves to my thighs. Let's see: 4,000 calories times roughly 42 drinks a day (give or take)... carry the 2... subtract 15.... remainder of 6.... something like 256,987 calories a day. Yeah, math is not my best subject. Besides, they are on the metric system.
But "no worries, mon." we were on vacation.