Every time Gary goes out of town, something in my house breaks or stops working. I am not kidding. Remember the A/C? both times? Gary gone. What else you ask? refrigerator water dispenser, backdoor knob, car battery.
This time it is the half bath toilet. Won't stop running. Won't flush. I don't know how to fix it, so I turned off the water to it.
What is up with this??? Is my house testing me? Do I need to show it who is boss? Well listen house: if you keep this up, I WILL start fixing things on my own and I KNOW you don't want that. If I can't fix it myself, I have a phone and a credit card and I am not afraid to use it. So cut it out and shape up!
Of course, that doesn't work with my kids, so why would it work with my house?
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